baby gap
when you wear clothes that are too small and don’t fit you to make yourself look like you have more muscles.
that kid in my lunch is wearing a baby gap shirt.
when you insert your male organ in between a female’s pregnant stomach and br–sts and thrust repeatedly. results intensify as the pregnancy gets further along.
dude, i totally baby gapped some pregnant b-tch i met at the mall today.
a euphemism for ‘v-g-n-‘ : the gap where babies come from
i went to baby gap the other day.
when a girl wears clothes smaller than their actual size to show off their body.
guy: oh look baby gap!
girl: what’s baby gap?
guy: oh its someone who “shops” at a baby store and wears clothes thats too small for them.
one who wears a shirt that is many sizes to small. usually thinks he was a body builder, mac store manager, wind-mill operator, g-d, person who knows everything
j.d.
you know who he is!
baby gap
such brands as abercrombie & fitch, american eagle, and banana republic because their clothes are made to small for the average man.
bro #1: hey, where did you get that sweater, i just love it!
bro#2: thanks! i got it from baby gap!
a nickname given to men who are small in size. usually short with a small build. can probably fit in children’s clothing
your so small.” “so?” “don’t you still fit in baby gap clothes? your in your 30’s
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