Baby guzzler
when a man completely shoves his d-ck down a woman’s throat busting his nut all the way down her throat while choking her until the guzzled babies come out of her nostrils.
dude 1: “man, i had to get her some chloraseptic…”
dude 2: “why man?”
dude 1: “cuz she’s a baby guzzler!”
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