Baby I’m Black (From the Waist Down)
quite possibly the best song ever, by the rap group the casual sax & the saxual revolution on the alb-m the blow sven theory. the casual sax consists of sven barth and induce are, and the song features frontz sinatra.
i talk a lot of things
i’ve seen a lot of stuff
but what i really want to do is finger bang your f-cking m-ff
i wanna dig my finger out and put it in your mouth
i get you so wet you flood the godd-mn house
you think i’m talkin’ dirty
but when you start to jerk me
all i do is make sure you ain’t got the herpes
but it’s ok babe
you know i got ’em too
i get you so excited that you can’t control your poo
girl i got this big ol’ b-n-r and i know you are a groaner
and yo momma’s name is moaner she can get down if she wanna
we can watch some movie eat some popcorn
girl i got p-rn in a bag in the backseat of my dots-on
girl i don’t care if you wanna pull your hair
i’m a freak in the sheets even eat yo underwear
i wanna squirt up in that skirt
got that thang that you can jerk
girl i’m down with 8 sheas if you want to make it work
i got a handlebar mustache
promise not to bust fast
if i ride it from behind my b-lls are gonna touch -ss
please don’t be no snooty wh-r-
i’ll pee up in your booty hole
-ss-ssinate an -ss
yes it’s kinda like my duty-o
your room mate is a cutie-o
i met her at the studio
i feed her plenty roofies then i kicked her in the cooty-hole
you don’t know where the h-ll i’ve been
my b-lls are full of melon in and then hacky sack her with my weiner
go ahead and tell a friend
baby i’m black (from the waist down)
got a dong
and i wanna
lay it on ya
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