baby poop brown
some cars & trucks have this hideous brown paint job which has the color of baby sh-t; hence the phrase, “baby p–p brown”. this paint job is so old that it is often somewhat faded and has a matte finish (vs. a glossy finish as is usual for automotive paint jobs).
a 1970 ford maverick that i had in 1986 sported this type of paint — faded, matte finish, and colored baby p–p brown.
{from a website featuring fictious “death battles” between tv commercial spokespeople, spokesanimals, and spokesthings}:
this fight shall take place outdoors on the breakdown lane in the southbound lanes of the i-5 freeway. available to the embattled contestants are a 1976 volkswagen bug with a flat tire (or, “tyre” if you prefer) sporting a “baby p–p brown” paint job and with the keys still in the ignition, a tire iron, a spare tire in the trunk (which is in the front, rather than in the back as is usual), several beer cans (one of them is full) in the roadside ditch, a half-used pack of matches, and the usual -ssortment of plants & weeds (including the poisonous foxglove) that you might find in a temperate north-american climate.
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