baby porcupine juice
baby porcupines almost made it into martha stewart’s coveted (amongst sentient spices) “spice-of-the-week”. alas the sample was tainted by porcupine sm-gm-, denied it’s rightful place in the annals of spice history, and eventually turned to drugs and bad music to ease the pain of looking like a cross between steve buscemi and a chern-byl survivor. this substance is now known as baby porcupine juice
i was trying to sautee these baby porcupines, because they go good with fried friendly whale, but the randy little w-nker’s got their baby porcupine juice on my hands…ack! it tasted like a combination of bleach, zima, and barbara bush’s neck…now please excuse me while i rinse out the taste with napalm.
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