Baby Shower
an event where loved ones, family and friends get to spend time with prospective parents, impart supportive wishes and advice and generally make sure that the parents to be realise that everything is still totally cool.
generally held in the afternoon of a weekend day. while gifts are not usually considered compulsory – if we’re honest with each other the over-riding reason that such an event is put together is for the gifts one will get so having a registry somewhere is not a bad idea.
have checked out their online baby shower gift regisitry?
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng your children on your partner. your s-m-n holds your sperm and your sperm are your children.you -j-c-l-t- on her therefore it is a baby shower.
jack:i c-mmed all over jenny’s face.
joe:so you gave her a baby shower.
a place where closet kn-b gobblers go with their wives so they can hook up in the downstairs bathroom while their wives are preoccupied. typically, these baby showers are advertised as “couples showers”, so all the wannabe f-gs are given a heads up that it’s -ssf-cking season.
as they left the baby shower with their wives, scott and dave were walking some kind of strange.
when you wear a condom and dump the remnants or refuse of your seed on her head
i gave her a baby shower last night
(v.) to -j-c-l-t- on a person’s face.
“did you bang that girl last night?!” “dude no, but i totally gave her a baby shower!” -high fives-
the action of -j-c-l-t-ng inside of a pregnant woman and in doing so showering onto the unborn fetus.
since my wife is pregnant, i give her baby showers all the time.
when you’re going down on a pregnant woman and her water breaks on your face.
dude it was the most digusting thing ever! i had to deal with a baby shower last night!
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