baby sitting a beer


the lack of drinking your alcoholic beverage. holding out on picking up your drink because your too much of a p-ssy to have more than 2 in one sitting. often using multiple excuses not to drink such as 1. having to work tomorrow, 2. i have a marathon to run, or 3. you have to pick up your illegitimate child from baby’s mama.
baby sitting a beer. jeff likes to pretend he is drinking when he is really baby sitting a beer. when asked, he gives the excuse that he has to pick up his kid in the morning. while at the bar jim orders 1 drink at 9pm and has the same dam drink when the bar closes at 2am.

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