Baby Toe Cheese


the white, cheezy whizzy substance that surrounds a bus station sk-nk’s cl-t when she fails to wash her precious with hot water and soap each morning.

alt.: sm-gm-
ted: dayum, i shouldn’t have prepaid that jungle tw-t, sylvia.

gene: you sick f-ck! you’d pay for s-x with sylvia?

ted: yeah, man, and she was packin’ a lunch box full of baby toe cheese.

gene: oh, yo.

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