baby turtle
when two people get together and one lathers a baseball bat in ben&jerry’s ice cream and then sticks the baseball bat into the other’s b-tthole. the one that is getting the basebal bat in them must imitate the cadbury commercials by going “buckmow buckmow” over and over during the process. warning: may cause -n-l splinters
“dude i totally baby turtle’d jess ladt night”
“did you just use baby turtle as a verb”
“yeah! its only the coolest s-x move ever, but jess have been complaining about b-tt splinters alot”
“i don’t even want to know”
a turtle that isnt really a turtle at all. really a tortiose, ( a heffer)
are you sure you can carry that baby turtle
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