baby weight


n. something that someone else thinks is heavy, but is not heavy at all to you.
man 1-did you see him struggling to lift 150 lbs?
man 2-yeah, thats like baby weight to you.
the excess weight a women continues to carry after giving birth.
“rich your mum looks well fat!”

“yeah its her baby weight”

“she had my kid 2 years ago! tell that b-tch to get down the gym”
a strength building mechanism made out of a baby
mom: my arms are getting so buff from carrying around this baby weight all day.
the weight that a man or a woman gains when thy eat a baby.
man, after that dinner last night, i really need to work out to get rid of that baby weight.

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