babyglue
the attempt by a couple to save their relationship by having a baby
both sides should be thoroughly prepared for babyglue to bond successfully,
not suitable for fixing broken relationships.
a sticky substance that generates from the testes. aka pearl jam, man mayo, and sperm.
woman: what are flavored condoms for?
man: so b-tches like you dont have to gargle baby glue.
that which glues the womans eyelids shut after a bukake video.
– icyliquid bukakkes chmod^ on the eyebrows
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