baby’s arm holding an apple
1. a large p-n-s, with the shaft appearing to be the “arm” and the head the “apple”
look at the size of that c-ck! it looks like a baby’s arm holding an apple!
a large p-n-s.
the term comes from a lenny bruce routine about african-american men (“their w-ngs look like a baby’s arm with an apple in its fist” as immortalized in his book _how to talk dirty and influence people_), but this exact wording is taken from the tubes’ song “what do you want from life”, from their first alb-m.
since not everyone gets the reference, the term typically is used as an in-joke.
what carrie really wants is a baby’s arm holding an apple.
having an extremly large p-n-s.
john: my d-ck is so big it looks like a baby’s arm holding an apple!
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