Baby’s Breath
a s-xual act which takes place during the door knocker. while the man is beatin’ it up in a pseudo-missionary position, and his b-lls are slapping on the girl’s -sshole(like a door knocker), said girl then proceeds to fart on his b-lls as they swing in the hot breeze. this is typically done as a signal that an -rg-sm is near, and expedites the process.
man) “oooh, you like that?”
girl) “aaah, knock on that door”
man) “oh g-d! quick, give me the baby’s breath!”
girl) “oh, oh, i’m c-mming! here it is! hold on. yes!”
{fart}
man) “ah, yeah! {fart} it’s like a kitten batting at my nuts!”
{fart}
man) “ah! ah! ah…ah. thanks for the baby’s breath. i knew you’d enjoy the door knocker.”
girl) “maybe next time, we could try a cone stacking.”
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