bachelor band-aid
a piece of tissue or cloth stuck to a wound to stop bleeding. a bachelor band-aid is usually used when a person can’t afford band-aids or is too lazy to get any.
person 1: “i’m bleeding!”
person 2: “well, i don’t have any band-aids. you’ll just have to use this paper towel bachelor band-aid for now. try not to get blood on the carpet.”
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