bachelor bomb
when a single man (or dad who’s bach’ing it for awhile) is a domestic sh-t show and destroys the house (usually the kitchen).
sorry bro, i can’t come over to watch the game– i just set a bachelor bomb off in our kitchen and elizabeth gets back tonight so i need to clean this sh-t up post-haste.
when a single guy (or dad who’s a bachelor for the weekend) makes a huge mess in the house, usually in the kitchen while butchering dinner.
“sorry i’m running late, i set off a bachelor bomb in our kitchen and need to clean that sh-t up before katie gets home.”
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