Bachelor Clean
1. a state of tidiness maintained by the average straight, single guy. it is generally acceptable to other heteros-xual men, but fails to meet female standards.
2. to quickly hide trash and wipe up spills before visitors show up. a superficial clean-up.
james: wow ed, you clean up your place?
ed: yep.
babs: yea, like maybe a year ago.
ed: hey, it’s bachelor clean.
billy bob knew daisy was coming over, so he gave his bachelor pad a bachelor clean.
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