Bachman
an inherently closeted gay man who is married to a woman.
larry craig was revealed to be bachman after a misadventure in an airport restroom.
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when, during s-xual intercourse, a man -j-c-l-t-s way too early and often, thus leaving the woman constantly unsatisfied; pulling a bachman
girl: “ooh that feels good”
guy: “really? because i finished 20 seconds ago.”
girl: “g-d d-mn it you pulled a bachman!”
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