Back Handed Panda Fist


during intercourse between two adults, the male inserts his p-n-s into the r-ct-m of the female. he then proceeds to perform -n-l s-x on the other individual until he is ready to -rg-sm. once this occurs, he removes his p-n-s from the -n-s of his partner and -rg-sms all over the female’s stomach. after this is achieved, he proceeds to punch the woman in the stomach, p-ssing the s-m-n from her stomach to the back of his hand, and delivering a punishing backhand to the face of the woman. if executed perfectly, the blunt force of the backhand will leave the woman with a black/bruised eye. hence, the back handed panda fist.
geez, dave.. i heard you gave krista the ‘ol back handed panda fist last night.

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