Back out Bottoms
southern term named for one mr. bottoms, known throughout these parts as one who will, with 90% certainty, back out of a previous committment with the boys to attend to matters concerning a)his woman, b)more distinguished persons.
dude 1: yo, is david still coming over to watch the game?
dude 2: naw shawdy. he says he has to stay home and make a big bow for some present he got his girl.
dude 1: big suprise. back out bottoms strikes again.
dude 1: where’s david? we told him to be here 2 hours before kickoff.
dude 2: back out bottoms decided to go tailgate at the snooty alumni house.
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