when your talking with someone on skype and the person behind you keeps intruding in on your conversation, wandering over every couple of minutes to add in their two cents, and so they can watch themselves say things in the chat box. nine times out of ten this person is extremely annoying and ends up c-ck blocking the whole skyping experience.
so i was talking with this hot -ss piece of sh-t, things were getting hot and heavy, you know, the usual, until about ten minutes in my roommate comes up behind me and starts throwing in all these side jokes that were just totally ruining everything. i couldn’t get a single word in cuz the dude was back seat skyping. i’ll never drive with that dude again.
- milk and guns
1. a combination of having milk and guns in one’s possesion. usualy in one’s trunk. 2. br–sts, -ss, and v-g-n-. 3. something that is good. example 1 guy 1 “hey what do you have in here.” guy 2 “milk” guy 1 ” guns?” guy 2 “milk and guns, gotta stay calcium” example 2 whoa, check […]
adj. referring to a person who is attractive from behind. sometimes a backtractive girl is backtastic, but more often than not she is a b-tterface. walking down the street, you see what appears to be a hot girl with a fine -ss infront of you. if she turns around and has a beard…then she is […]
- back up in yo ass
something or someone that you thought was gone for good, but then is “back up in yo -ss. dude 1: “didn’t you beat that fool good?” dude 2: “yeah, i thought he was gone for good” dude 1: “well he’s back up in yo -ss now!” man 1: “d-mn it i thought they stopped playin’ […]
- Milkshake Fart
the process of blowing air back through the straw into the milkshake – thereby creating a milkshake fart. d-mn! the chocolate chips got stuck in the straw – only way to get them out was by making a milkshake fart.
the incredibly idiotic and amazing event concerning the cooking of pork products in empty school dressing rooms. this act of civil disobedience resulted in harsh punishment when members of the bacon brigade were caught in the act by their supervisor. members of such an act of defiance will forever be remembered as the ones who […]