Back splat
poo that’s been left on the back of the toilet after a dump. the sh-t stains left after a messy poo in the loo.
“i left a particularly messy back splat in the upstairs loo for the misses to clean.”
“who couldn’t be bothered to clean the toilet after using it and left that nasty back splat?”
a term used to describe a large sweat patch that has formed on the back of a person’s shirt/t-shirt.
girl: “man i’m so sweaty, do i have a back splat?”
best friend: “no no your fine…”
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