Backburner Bastard
the kind of b-st-rd that puts nice pretty girls on the back burner, and instead dates some biologically confused mexican trash bag that sells herself for food stamps and thinks she’s a vampire.
person 1: gosh darnet i really liked that guy but it turns out that he was just a backburner b-st-rd.
person 2: don’t worry he’ll be burned back when he’s sitting in the corner and watching that mexican sl-t sell her self for food stamps.
person 1: yeah, i hope it burns when he’s eating mexican man c-m out of her tw-t….. stupid f-cking backburner b-st-rd.
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