Backdoor Burglar
often found to be carpenters, due to a fondness for wood, a backdoor burglar will glady insert his dowel rod in the one place nature never intended – your bucket of an -rs-. like any good burglar, if he spots an opportunity he’ll be quick to knock in your brown door and paint it white on the way out.
it is important to stress that unlike -ss-bandits, marmite-miners, fudge-packers, b-tt-pirates and the like, generally speaking a backdoor burglar will plunder your -ss without your consent/and or knowledge.
however, particularly fiesty h-m-s-xuals will mutually burgle each others -rs-s, due to the fear/excitement of being caught – like the old fashioned game in which you must steal the keys without the other noticing. in this case, replace keys with b-tt-fudge.
example 1:
guy 1: “dude my -ss is sore today, what the h-ll happened at mike’s party last night.”
guy 2: “dunno man but you were pretty drunk and i noticed some dodgy pervert hanging around, perhaps you got your backdoor burgled?”
example 2:
guy 1: hey man, shall we go into club x tonight? my uncle says its good fun.
guy 2: maaaaate. are you a f-cking -ss bandit? that place is for backdoor burglars only.
one who performs in the act of -n-l s-x. usually refers to a gay man.
see those two guys holding hand? i bet they’re back door burglars.
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