1. the male head servant in a large or important household, with responsibilities that include overseeing the other staff, taking care of the wine and silverware, and sometimes receiving guests in secrecy or in a surrept-tious way, often through the rear entrance of the houshold.
2. h-m-s-xual. (slang)(often considered offensive)
see -ss pirate
little did they know that oliver was a backdoor butler.
- backdoor sledgehammer
this can mean many things, all of which are (as the name implies) destructive to the recipient’s -n-l opening. noun: something which is used to inflict m-ssive -n-l damage (broomhandle, monster d-ld-, armadillo, shoe, etc.) noun: the actual technique of using a tool (as described above) to pound the victim’s -n-l opening into submission. “after […]
when someone takes thier hard p-n-s and smashes your back with a flaming erection dude your dad is such a backsmasher
noun. the high-velocity pattern made by liquid fecal matter on the back of the toilet above the waterline. this pattern is formed when one has an uncontrolled evacuation of the bowels as he or she is in the process of sitting down and is still in a leaning-forward position. because the movement -ssociated with this […]
- Backwards Kamikaze
a s-xual position where the male’s placement is behind a woman with his p-n-s in her v-g-n-. during s-xual intercourse, the woman is suspended from the ceiling by a bungee cord noose around her neck. this is mostly for females with a fetish for auto-erotic asphyxiation. as the man pulls the female towards his pelvic […]
- Bacon' wake
pr-nounced bake n’ wake. similar to wake n’ bake. but instead of waking up to partake in a bowl of the ganja. rather wake up and partake in delightfully cooked bacon. as i was falling asleep, all i could think about was the morning bacon’ wake.