Backdoor Handjob
when a man is on all fours and his significant other jerks his c-ck from behind, and for bonus points eats his -ss at the same time.
man 1: yo brian’s mom wants to milk my c-ck like a cow tonight!
brian: hey! isn’t that a backdoor handjob?
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