Backdoor stopper


you convince a naive girl to engage in -n-l s-x while cleverly hidding a sledge hammer under your bed. once she is bent over you bed you reach for the sledge hammer being quiet as possible and without her knowledge you crowhop and slam her -ss with the hammer.
“holy sh-t!!! i got such a bad backdoor stopper last night. i cant sh-t for a week!!!”

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