backpack rule


it’s getting harder and harder these days to determine whether or not a girl is old enough to be checking out. girls from ages 15-21 can all look the same these days. if a girl is wearing a backpack(like a h-llo kitty one), chances are she’s too young and you should look away before being called out for being a creeper. if she has no backpack than it’s safe to look, but still be cautious if you choose to engage in conversation.
benji- “that girl is cute but she looks like she might be young.”
joe- “gotta use the backpack rule.”
benji -“what’s the backpack rule?”
joe- “if she’s wearing a backpack she’s too young.”

-hot girl walks in-

joe- “see man, no backpack… she’s fair game!”

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