backroad buddy
a backroad buddy is a guy/girl that you take trips on the back roads with. sometimes, there are picnics involved, and sometimes cake. most of the time, they get lost and start arguing about directions, but failing to get home unless they call for emergency services.
“would you like to be my backroad buddy this summer?”
“sure, sounds awesome!”
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