backseat surfer
anyone who stands over your shoulder as you use the internet, directing your internet(s) navigation
no, i don’t want to check out this totally amazing video on youtube. stop being a backseat surfer douche bag.
2 more definitions
a/the person standing behind you, trying to encourage you to click on a youtube link that they want to see.
“nooooo! save two girls and a cup for your own time, you back seat surfer!”
“aww. i don’t want to be rick rolled again. quit being a back seat surfer.”
someone who leans over your shoulder with his d-ck up your -n-l p-ssage, dictating which p-rn picture on the gay website you should click next
oh yeah oooooh click on gary, click gary you b–tch i am about to shoot hot yoghurt up your -ss
click gary or i will spank your -ss with this rubber c-ck
ok ok keep it there a picture of gary oh yeah look at his big hard n-b of rock, oh i want to suck that lump of beef. am i a real a real backseat surfer or what ?
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