Backsplash Barrier
the layer of toilet paper you put in the toilet before you take a dump. helps to prevent backsplash and also makes cr-pping quieter as there are no more splashing noises.
a: why’d you take so long, bro?
b: dude, i had to take a shower after i took a dump due to all the backsplash on my -ss.
a: gross. next time don’t forget the backsplash barrier.
girl1: i hate p–ping! it’s embarr-ssing coz people can hear you sometimes.
girl2: h-llooo, backsplash barrier? keeps your b-tt clean and also makes p–ping virtually soundless.
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