Backtivity
back·ti·vi·ty \bak-‘ti-vi-tē\ n, pl -ties (2011) 1: the quality or state of being s-xually active/experimental with a view from the rear. 2: vigorous or energetic action from the rear. 3: a similar process actually or potentially involving s-xual function from behind. 4: an educational procedure designed to stimulate s-xually (specific: -n-l, doggy, reverse cowgirl, blowing your load on her -ss/back).
timmy: last night, tiffy and i got into some crazy new stuff we’d never done before. one was like the piledriver only she was staring right up at my nuts and -sshole.
mikey: yeah? sounds awesome. good thing you made those bunk beds. now you have so much more room for backtivities.
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tiffy: timmy and i tried a whole new backtivity last night where all i could see was his sack and b-tthole bramble patch.
daisy: was it any good?
tiffy: it was definitely better than looking at his ugly schmuck mug.
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