backwards custard cream

the backwards custard cream involves scr-w-ng your chosen partner violently, first making eye contact with the recipient, then when they are about to cream, do a jerking cork-screw action and flip them on to their belly and c-m on their have just achieved the backwards custard cream.
mike gave me the old backwards custard cream last night, he didnt half make my custard cream!

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