Backwards Jammy
sitting on the toilet backwards and taking a dump, leaving a poo smudge on the front of the toilet bowl.
hey janes gone out for a bit, lets leave a backwards jammy in her toilet!! she’ll never know how we got a poo stain on that side of the toilet!!
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