Backwards Parking Motherfucker
the backwards parking motherf-cker, or bpm, does not park their car like normal drivers do. he/she will do a twelve point turn to get their car into a parking spot, with the car hood facing out towards the driveway.
the backwards parking motherf-cker will hog prime spots close to the front door of an establishment, with their rear b-mper up practically on the sidewalk.
at the wal-mart supercenter, i saw a backwards parking motherf-cker making a ten point turn into a handicapped spot. the dude walked out briskly without a limp.
#lame fail sunday driver dumb -ss clown show -ss clown
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