Backwards SpiderMonkey
this s-xual position is an intense move in which the man stands over the woman(usually a contortionist) with his “shlong” knee deep in her “m-ffin”. but the girl is actually laying on her side while the man is rolled up like a ball and hip swivles to his right into the womans va-j-j. after they are finished with this move the man then puts on his spongebob pajamas and watches my gym partners a monkey while the girl cleans the kitchen.
o.m.g becky! did jake like totes give you the backwards spidermonkey last night?!?
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