Backwoods Keg Party


a party, which usually takes place in the woods on a large hill. it’s a h-ll of a party, but at least one dumb-ss gets seriously injured.
me: i wanna f-ck this keg cause it’s made of metal..

sam: did you just say that??

me: people let me tell you bout my new best friend barnaby jones! -falls off the hill and gets f-cked up-

sam: it’s official.. this is a backwoods keg party..

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