Backyard Bonfire


the burning sensation felt after being -n-lly fisted by a person with sharp fingernails. also possible if a foot, also with sharp nails, has been inserted in anger.
“like, oh my god, i’ve totally got a case of backyard bonfire!”

“you totally lit a backyard bonfire last night.”
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