Backyard Colonic


backyard colonic is a hygienic procedure by introducing a stream of water into the body via the -n-s at relative high velocity with a garden hose. this procedure is typically conducted in preparation of vigorous -n-l s-x session. the first backyard colonic was performed at a hippie’s cabbage patch in

berkeley, california hence the origin of the name sake.
mike had diarrhea but wanted a gang bang with a bunch of dudes at the local la quinta so had a backyard colonic by the parking lot dumpster.

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