Bacon Addict


one who is addicted/obsessed with kevin bacon. signs include their favorte movies being all by kevin bacon; doing a kevin bacon impression; comissioning pictures of themselves with kevin bacon; claiming to be devoted fans; owning a logitech revue.
“my wife says if i watch any more kevin bacon, i might actualy turn into kevin bacon.” – ivan cobenk (bacon addict)

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