Bacon Mining
noun. bacon mining is the act of searching through bacon packages for the package that has the bacon quality of your preference.
most bacon quality varies dramatically per cut; and as a result, the manufactures put windows on the bacon so that the costumer can better chose the quality that they prefer. this often results in “bacon mining” by the costumer.
going bacon mining.
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