Bacon Shards


sh-t; p–p; forced grease. the remains left after a painful p–p in the washroom.

the remaining feices in the bottom of a toilet after a super painful washroom break; leaving cuts, bruises, and bl–dy trails on the floor and off the side of the toilet seat. (or on the toilet)
dude, i scared the bacon shards out of that kid…. blood. everywhere.

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