bacon smart


when you’re so intelligent to understand that bacon is king and is the best thing in the world. bacon is so amazing, that it gives people genius ideas and the drive to do whatever they want. bacon makes you smarter in every way possible.
that guy just bought 500 pounds of meat , cheese and bacon at the store for his party. he is making giant bacon cheeseburgers with it. that’s bacon smart.

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