bacon station
the act of using bacon bits as a rectal suppository.
1.) pinch off some bits in the tips of your thumb and fingers like an italian trying to emphasize something
2.) take a deep breath to oxygenate the capillaries in your b-tthole
3.) relax
4.) -n-lly insert (just don’t close your eyes and be all kweer about it)
5.) enjoy
yo! don’t use all the bits tonight on that salad…i have a date later at the bacon station.
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