Bacon Syndrome


a social disorder which causes the victim to look like a jack-ss every time a photograph is taken of him or her.

causes are alcohol, alcoholism, binge drinking, and in extremely rare cases the disorder may be transmitted through s-xual contact.

like most disorders caused by alcohol, there is no known cure other than refraining from alcohol consumption, or the victim may simply stay far away from cameras.
why does he look so punchable right now?

because he has bacon syndrome and that girl is taking a picture.

well he looks like a jack-ss.

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