Bacon Umbrella


a m-ffin top at extends beyond that of a normal m-ffin top often including stretch marks.
guy 1:man! look at that guys belly hanging out looks like he got attached by freddy kruger.

guy 2: that’s more than a m-ffin top that sir is a bacon umbrella.

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