Bacon Wrap


a) verb. to take something that is already in a positive state of being and then elevate it to an unprecedented level of excellence by modifying or adding to it.

b) verb. a deal sweetener.
andre really bacon wrapped the deal by offering to deliver that m-th-f-cka to laron’s aunntie’s house where he stay at.

the pizza shop hottie really bacon wrapped my order, she hooked it up with a free calzone and extra ranch sauce.

if the bouncer isn’t taking your $20 and is asking for more money, bacon wrap the deal by whispering a haiku in his left ear.
a piece of recently cooked bacon wrapped around your an erect p-n-s.

variations: bacon wrap ole’
holy swiss cheese batman, your bacon wrap looks delicious!
fat people s-x. plain and simple.

a threesome with two thin girls and a fat guy.
sharlene and katie had bacon wrap s-x with george mcfatty-just to see what it’s like! yuck!

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