Baconator
synonym for good or awesome. anything cool, great or just better than everything else.
oh my god! did you just see him shock out a beer pong trip? that sh-t was so f-cking baconator!!!!!
wow, john just slapped some b-tch in the face. so baconator.
a baconator is a big red p-ssy. as popularized by the wendy’s commercial, when you are in an easy chair and a hot red-haired girl crams her clam into/onto your face, you are face deep in a baconator.
“dude sorry i couldn’t smoke last night, i was face deep in a baconator.”
“i’d love to be face deep in a baconator.”
“i don’t like baconators, i prefer d-cks.”
a baconator is a benevolent and wise dictator who rules in a baconocracy! baconocracy is the choice to unite not divide… bacon will rule wisely and benevolently. in this politically divided country our best hope for unity is to unite behind bacon in the bacon party. only bacon can win a true mandate. the bacon party has a vision of world peace where all the diverse peoples of the world unite behind bacon. as we all know, bacon makes everything better. the motto of the bacon party is vote for grease!!! bacon is the last best hope for the usa!!! elect bacon in a greaseslide!
the baconator was elected by a greaseslide in 2012 and a pax americana followed, years of peace, prosperity and bacon!
a fat chode of a guy usually named bob who laughs at his own jokes and usually is a chubby chaser.
that guy is total baconator.
alternative pr-nunciation for an extremely long last name (i.e. bocanegra, brickowski, badagliacca).
brijanna baconator?
it’s bocanegra.
yeah, ok, your name is too hard to say, so you’re baconator.
a delicous burger sold at wendy’s, consisting of 2 beef patties, 6 pieces of bacon, a ton of cheese, ketchup, and mayonaisse. while this burger makes a delicious and nutricious meal, it also makes for a great s-xual experience while warm, due to the warmth and natural greasiness of the sandwich.
man, my dad was so drunk and h-rny last night he made love to a baconator. he woke up with a full belly, empty b-lls, and ketchup all over his tighty whitey’s.
a large,white trash woman who s-xually attacks men when they are intoxicated/sleeping. she usually requests bacon and oj in the morning. called the “baconator” cause n-body knows her real name.
“hey, where did jim go last night?”
-“the baconator got him..poor guy”
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