BaconBonus
when you have completed all your life skills, the g-d’s grant you with the ultimate baconbonus. vegetarian wegetarian, you go straight to h-ll.
randy has fulfilled the pleasures of our gods because his new haircut, he gets abacon bonus.
sharon has decided to lower her cholesterol for heart attack prevention by cutting back on fatty meats. she will never be granted the baconbonus.
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