Baconcraft


the building of epic monuments devoted to anything using bacon (cooked or uncooked) as the lone material.
(love and hate are acceptable to use while baconcrafting.)
johnny: “this is my baconcraft sculpture of you”
stephen: “sweet can i eat it?”
johnny: “no! it also has love in it… and raw pieces”

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