Baconfish


a bacony, fishy ent-ty that is so amazing that it immediately disproves the notion of a god. by law if you find bacon fish you have to put it back in the sea. baconfish are distinguishable by their bacony but yet, still fishy characteristics and are pr-ne to swimming in groups of two or four. groups of baconfish are known as rashers of baconfish rather than schoals of baconfish.
i saw a big rasher of baconfish today, there were four of them… …i’m now an athiest.

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